*You Don't Have to Outrun The Dragon, Just The Guy With The Base Speed Of 20 Feet*
Oh Dungeons and Dragon humor… you kill me… 🙂
You Don’t Have to Outrun The Dragon, Just The Guy With The Base Speed Of 20…
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Its So Cute.
Always bring along a halfling. They have short legs.
or pull a Shane from TWD and take out another person's knee 🙂
during one campaign we ended up fighting a 'witch' that was actually a succubus (poor intel). She called her boyfriend, a Balor.
We promptly booked it, and I ended up scooping up the halfling on my way past.
DM: "What's your Strength?"
Me: "Enhanced by panic."
DM: "… good enough."
lets feed one to the dragon to keep it busy then run
There's always the infamous Chastity Belt Of DM Control…
ha
i agree with that
Uh No. Base intel of 18, breath weapons, home turf advantage and you have a shit load of his loot. That dragon is going to pursue your ass until the end of the Earth and make you, your family, the village, the kingdom and your Gods to pay dearly.
lol
ikr
NP just out run the dwarf ..
well i thought about it and i say that we just give the suff back shakes dragons claw in agreement as you turn to leave you get roasted like a marshmellow that fell in fire
exactly
Just hope that the guy with the Base Speed of 20 feet isn't trained in Hide and Move silently.
Don't most characters have base move of 20?
30.
is this a movie or what?
+Ndubuisi Alex Felix it's a roleplaying game.
el bisio del nitendo
ooh ok, how to play
Which is generally the Dwarf … :/ which is what I generally play when I roll the dice.
ALWAYS play a Dwarf! Dwarven Thief, Dwarven Fighter, Dwarven Barbarian, Dwarven Priest. Ready, go.
There are multiple editions +Ndubuisi Alex Felix and they're all very complex, can't exactly explain it easily.
Run for you life! I'm gonna need my Special, Elixer for this battle..cause that's one mean Motha!
Reminds me of the good old days playing a halfling …
Also, Tordek, Mialee, and Jozan?
My halt spell won't effect the dragon, but it will effect you. 😀
The dwarf looks like Tordek; Mialee not so much, and correct me if I'm wrong but wasn't Jozan a cleric? I see no cleric here.
Sorry! Hopefully, you have a cloaking spell in your arsenal..
Where is my 20 sided die
Trip the slow character then, bring out your potion of invisibility while its distracted.
Gene is the best
true dat
lol
next time bring a big slab of meat and throw that at the dragon while running away…
+Fermin June III Alegro, the problem with that plan is that dragons are intelligent creatures protecting their horde, not hungry beasts easily distracted by slabs of meat …
DnD! Basic, expert and super serious advanced. U wouldn't beloeve me if I told u what deapths of reading and difficulty that interest was. 6 sets of dice from 4sided to 20 each. Costly affair for aa:game back then. 20 bucks a book in 1982 and I had them all. Lol.
Hmmm… that reminds me… i never did get to beat that dragon when we used to play d&d 2.0 (always interrupted)… dragon whelps… How do you beat a big one?
Lol
Good grief I miss the good ol days of DnD… le sigh…
Cast grease and suddenly the base 20 character is the only one left alive and the dragon gets deep fried adventurer snacks!
cute!
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Thanks for sharing.
I would be the first to go
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oh my here kitty kitty
ofcourse dat is dngers
woooooow its so small