*When You Don't Feel Well.. Google Can Be Your Worst Enemy*

*When You Don't Feel Well.. Google Can Be Your Worst Enemy*

by Amanda Blain
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This is so funny! Google knows immediately when you are sick… Do you not come home and Google things when not feeling well? Next thing you know you have a cold or your kidney, lungs and heart could go at any time…… 🙂

   

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Matt Kiener
Matt Kiener
11 years ago

Plague! I have the plague.

Neeraj Dabir
Neeraj Dabir
11 years ago

Lol this is so true 😀 hilarious!

Michael Lee Johnson
Michael Lee Johnson
11 years ago

I have aids. Or so Google told me once. 🙂

Geraldine G
Geraldine G
11 years ago

LOL!! I just did that and I'm really dying

Jim McCloskey
Jim McCloskey
11 years ago

Ah, the WebMD Effect.

Kenneth Manesse Sr.
Kenneth Manesse Sr.
11 years ago
sara alves
sara alves
11 years ago

good nigth

Bill Gassett
Bill Gassett
11 years ago

So true!

Scary O'dwyer
Scary O'dwyer
11 years ago

Oh yes , google can convince you (if your looking for symtoms and paranoid and feeling ill.)that you are dying with something,or even dry eye.

Nancy M
Nancy M
11 years ago

LOL, So True.

Eric Windsor
Eric Windsor
11 years ago

So. True.

Shaun McLane
Shaun McLane
11 years ago
Danielle Gaquin
Danielle Gaquin
11 years ago

And somehow the symptoms almost always lead to, "you're pregnant."

Shaun McLane
Shaun McLane
11 years ago

is correct! I had a headache and found out I was pregnant!

Josh Bryson
Josh Bryson
11 years ago

Ha! Yep. 😛

Ron Whitmire
Ron Whitmire
11 years ago

Been there, done that.

Matthew Martin-Croft
Matthew Martin-Croft
11 years ago

no doubt lol

Joe Giardino
Joe Giardino
11 years ago

Haha! 😛

Gerry Arthur
Gerry Arthur
11 years ago

I keep searching until I find something less dramatic but most of mine are “you should see your Doctor immediately”.

Jennifer Cox
Jennifer Cox
11 years ago

This is so true!  I have already told myself in the past I am not allowed to do this anymore.

Jackie Burroughs Anderson
Jackie Burroughs Anderson
11 years ago

Truth!!!!

Brian Aldrich
Brian Aldrich
11 years ago

Thought I just had a headache…turns out it was ebola.

Jeran Mattu
Jeran Mattu
11 years ago

Truth

Delmer Rinas
Delmer Rinas
11 years ago

Very true, Dr Google.

Christopher Overton
Christopher Overton
11 years ago

I did this search for exotic protozoa one day and happenstance happened to stumble on the signs of infection.  Sadly within hours, these symptoms started to manifest.  Of course it would seem absurd that a organism like this should appear in my part of the world, not sure if this were one of those self suggestive moments?!

Phillip Ryan
Phillip Ryan
11 years ago

I'm not dying?

Karen Jones
Karen Jones
11 years ago

Lmao! So true.

Jonathan Brown
Jonathan Brown
11 years ago

6 years ago, my doctor said I only had six months to live ~ I console her by saying: "One day you will be right!"

David Horvath
David Horvath
11 years ago

I once searched for "I feel fine" on web MD and it said I was dying.

Ambra V
Ambra V
11 years ago

I've been trying to Google this season's flu strain symptoms. They aren't listed anywhere.

L.B Anderson
L.B Anderson
11 years ago

This season's flu symptoms seem to be a near death feeling, at least that's how I've been feeling. But this is so true ")

Osment Saundra
Osment Saundra
11 years ago

That's so true. Next thing you know you have an incurable disease.

Ambra V
Ambra V
11 years ago

Can't stand up straight or walk without assistance (vertigo minus the excruciating nausea,) hot/cold, some muscle spasms (not completely abnormal for me though with my epilepsy,) have an appetite but it's difficult to swallow, feel "wavy" if that makes sense; having trouble forming thoughts, loud noises make me want to put my fist through something but I know I don't have the energy. I don't think I have the flu. I took a 12 hour Mucinex earlier in case it was sinuses, but that didn't do anything. The biggest thing is the dizziness. Everything is surreal.

terry thomas
terry thomas
11 years ago

Jim Hog sez   To never sweat the small stuff ………………

Grant Lanning
Grant Lanning
11 years ago

Lol, I should have tried that a month ago, now I'm stuck in bed with pneumonia

M Smith
M Smith
11 years ago

Dr
IBD

case reinertsen
case reinertsen
11 years ago

TL;DR

Jose' Larralde
Jose' Larralde
11 years ago

Lol!

Ambra V
Ambra V
11 years ago

I do have to say; I had been having what I called "spells" for years. They were awful. I Googled my exact symptoms; overwhelming sense of dejavù, extreme fear and panic, powdery rubbery smell in my nose, unable to comprehend or respond to people, hot and tingly sensation in my head, music playing in my ears like waking up to an alarm clock radio. Took me straight to epilepsy.com . Told my doc, he got me in with an excellent neurologist who diagnosed me with TLE with complex partial seizures. Started me on Lamictal XR immediately. Made a huge dent. MRI revealed a mass on my brain stem. Referred to a neurosurgeon after my seizures became resistant to meds. He told me that at the very least, the "tumor" had to come out. Referred to Cleveland Clinic. MRI there found gliomas (precancerous) growing from the benign DNET tumor. Found the seizure focal point. Surgery resolved them both.

In my case, Google may have saved my life. I know I am the exception rather than the rule.

Amir Braziel
Amir Braziel
11 years ago

No seriously, I was just sick like, an hour ago

Tom Dailey
Tom Dailey
11 years ago

I've had the same last week. It's terrible. I'm over it now but it was a real bitch. Thought I was having a stroke.

Brian Klippel
Brian Klippel
11 years ago

While googling symptoms when a doctors have failed is a sensible action.. self diagnosis is simply dangerous. My doctor once said, if you see a shadow in the woods, and you think it's a chupacabra, what are the odds it's probably just a wolf?

Rabeet Ahsan
Rabeet Ahsan
11 years ago

I was have red urine and google gave me symptoms that were Metal Poisoning,Tumor in my Kidney or Urethra or just blood leakage.

Amanda Blain
Amanda Blain
11 years ago

This post is concerning me more and more…

Karel Mbahuma
Karel Mbahuma
11 years ago

lol

Adam Black
Adam Black
11 years ago

…and then take your list of probable diseases to your M.D. ( "What do you mean its not 'Stephen-Johnson's syndrome?' You mean you think its Hansen's Disease?! ( thats Leprosy ) .

Yes, this is an actual conversation I had. In my defense, 10 years later, and my left baby toe is still paralyzed. I mean, I think I could move it before.

Cheryl Ann MacDonald
Cheryl Ann MacDonald
11 years ago

😀 love it

John Jackson
John Jackson
11 years ago

funny

Evren Evrim Nesanir
Evren Evrim Nesanir
11 years ago

Its not web, its the spider.

Nifarta Kase
Nifarta Kase
11 years ago

Ha si que me diga google que tengo a ver si hacierta.

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